daisyloveletters:

venezuelan poodle moth

No sir i think that’s a pokemon

askfanpro0126:

0126: Make it quick. I don’t have all day here, ya see?

0105: [giggles] Hiya! Wat’cha got on your mind, everybody?

126 and 105 for a new askblog I’m making-

Right here!

adolphinhitler:

hayhollaitsjeff:

niggawitdreadz:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

You could have easily said turkey but nope look at you, ya sure fucked this one up bub

Actually, Columbia has the most amount of bird species at 1,821.

geek ass bitch 

truxtons:

nayx:

no punchlines allowed

welcome to the buildup-only comedy club, the only place in town with 100% no punchlines. now for some jokes. why did the chicken cross the road? *crowd laughs hysterically* ok next one 

mond0:

internet arguments

windyegberts:

prettyboyandmoose:

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it

is that not what happened 

yeah yeah resubmitting this one!!

truxtons:

fubukin:

*looks around to make sure no one is looking* *changes the date on my animal crossing game*

DONT THINK I DONT SEE YOU FUCKER

fefeferi:

manaphy:

HOMESTUCK IS BACK BUCKLE UR SEATBELTS

jerkenglish:

HUSSIE IS LITERALLY MAKING FUN OF EVERYTHING IN HIS OWN FUCKING WEBCOMIC I LOVE HIM