Mosquii
my name is quinn and i'm on a stroll
dlubes:

caskles:


dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural


no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

1mbps:

mr-radical:

1mbps:

mr-radical:

1mbps:

im 5’6

hi 5’6 im dad

actually youre going to hell 

and you’re going to your room young man we dont say the h word in this house

sorry dad

tags → #evagus #mundar 

(Source: corpish)

gaychickennuggets:

not risking it

gaychickennuggets:

not risking it

baptisms:

i still can’t believe jimmy neutron was a real show that aired three seasons and was an oscar niminated movie

baptisms:

i still can’t believe jimmy neutron was a real show that aired three seasons and was an oscar niminated movie

it’s 2014 get that fucking slur out of your username you think anyone wants to see that shit

(Source: ishimarukiyotaka)

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

tags → #DUDE I WANT IT 
idoodleonmargins:

I wanted to do a little thing with Taro going axe-crazy on a cake. And a birthday card/thingy was the perfect outlet!Based on a Vine from this rascal.

idoodleonmargins:

I wanted to do a little thing with Taro going axe-crazy on a cake. And a birthday card/thingy was the perfect outlet!

Based on a Vine from this rascal.

tags → #omg #sakana #love 

video games don’t make us violent, lag does

(Source: dimwited)

itsuguu:

mosquii replied to your post “fanpro is so bizarre bc its like. heres a group of my friends and some…”

fanpro is so importan t… *looks out window dramatically*

bring back 71 and 99

0071: 1 CAN C0ME BACK ANYT1ME!!

0071: BUT 1 D0N’T KN0W 1F FANPR0 1S REALLY ALL THAT ACT1VE ANYM0RE??

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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(Source: taylorandtiffany)

ouijaboarding:

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

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teenileeni:

garfield comics

teenileeni:

garfield comics